Dr.. Steiger, child psychologist

I used to see this guy on Wednesdays after middle school. I did not like him.

Herr Barth

I took Latain and German from this guy. It was his class where I was caught cheating on pop quiz that led to my expulsion.

Mr. Setzer

This little prick was (is?) a speech teacher. He thought he was extremely witty, frequently "winning" arguments by inferring that a student was (a) gay(-wad).

Mrs. Otto

I had her for kindergarten and 2nd grade. She would pin a note on my shirt to take home after school every day that depicted a smiley face, a straight face or a frowny face, based on my behavior.

Dr. Wallner

He was headmaster of the middle school I attended for 7th and half or 8th grades. He expelled me. He has a Ph.D. in history - but we all had to call him "Doctor Wallner." We were only allowed to remove our sports jackets once he removed his.

Mrs. Wentland

She was our middle-school music teacher. I liked her. She played Psychadelic Furs in class.

Dr. Wilke

This guy was WEIRD. I took a summer reading class with him before starting at the private school (The University School of Milwaukee, which soon expelled me). He was like a very tall Munchkin.

Mr. P, psychology teacher (in pencil)

He was actually pretty cool. Still, I drew this in the style of my immature, highschool self.

Mr. P, psychology teacher (in ink)

Mary Amir

Mary Amir, my Hebrew school teacher. She did not tolerate burping or farting, for any reason, under any circumstances. Both burping and farting were equal offenses in her class.